Posted 1 week ago

well thats that

seeya dumbasses

Posted 1 week ago

"Finn? What’s that?"
"What?"
"Oh, never mind."
"…My heartbeat?"
"Yeah, it’s kinda neat."
"Heh, thanks…"

Posted 1 week ago

"Finn?"
"Yeah?"
"Your hat sucks."
"What? No it doesn’t!"
"It’s too big. It doesn’t fit right."
"So?"
"So get a smaller hat."
"It was made to fit me!"
"Then get a smaller head."
"Can’t you shape shift or something?"
"That’s not the point."
"Then what is?"
"The point is your hat needs to fit me so I can look cute in it."
"Why don’t you get your own hat? You can just kill one of those white bears in the ice kingdom."
"I don’t want a hat. I want yours to fit."
"Ugh, you’re impossible."

Posted 1 week ago

im getting sick of this website so im gonna upload re rest of those finnceline doodles and get it over with

Posted 1 week ago

mccoymedical:

ep0nine:

if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once

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i dont know how im suppose to be cheered up by knowing that a lucky bastard version of me got into starfleet and is infinitely more badass then i’ll ever be

Posted 1 week ago

francisfordfiesta:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now

Posted 1 week ago

desuke-dragonqueen:

stormingtheivory:

melissadoom:

fearless-feminism:

Feminist Dragons

Inspired by X

stormingtheivory

Yeeeees it’s happening!

I love how the Internet can take a weird idea, proclaim that it’s unassailably true, and then rapidly actualize that truth.

Fuck yeah feminist dragons

are you trying to tell me a monster that spends its time kidnapping women is becoming the symbol for the movement for women to be treated fairly and with respect?
i mean
what
i dont get how the hell you made that mental leap

Posted 1 week ago

otakuphobic:

shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

half of my collection is in this photoset i advise you save all of them

Posted 1 week ago

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

my question is who volunteered to have large objects shoved into their genitals to test this

Posted 1 week ago

spoken-not-written:

I AM SCREAMING

(Source: coolthisfox)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

princeowl:

 rainbow dash + ADHD/ADD

Posted 1 week ago

somanygoddamnfandoms:

pugalecki:

tillyouandiseethesun:

pugalecki:

what if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 since we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that’s why babies cry so much

dude

what

dude

Posted 1 week ago

sean3116:

fuckyeah1990s:

Everytime a character says the word “Pokemon” in Episode 13 “Mystery At tHe Lighthouse”

I DON’T WANT TO WATCH THE SUNSET. I WANT MORE POKEMON.

Posted 1 week ago

seraphknights:

cultureshift:

This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.

 ”How we treat the least of us defines us.”

"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"